tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77410286935602484692024-03-13T16:19:46.989+01:00The Tale Of Scarlet Boyscarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-4332634596583504512011-04-19T01:43:00.001+01:002011-04-19T01:46:49.523+01:00the lost mojoOk ok.... I know I promised I was gonna be back soon, sorry I took this long, really don't have any excuse I just lost my writing/blogging mojo that's all, till trying to find it but in a place like akure where nothing happens.......<br />So I'm currently out of work now, yeah, one wonders how a corps member will be out of a job, I also wonder myself, my boss has been a real pain in the ass, I mean there have been times I just look at him and imagine pushing him out of the office window or putting poison in his tea, the guys just arrrrrrrrrrrh!!!!!!! And after 6 months of pushing me around, the final straw that broke my back came in the form of the ongoing election. Now as you all know, corps members are supposed to serve as electoral officers, I expected my boss to know, hell he claims to be a politician and all so it shouldn't come as news to him, lo and behold wen I told this man I was to leave the next day for inec training, the dude asked me to choose between my job and the inec ish, I mean weighing 5000 naira a month working for that ingrate and 35000 in 3 days working as an electoral officer, u rily don't ave to ask for my choice, I so ditched his ffice, makes me wish I brought some spray paint to spray the doors or something, mschew! Like I said earlier I've lost my mojo and hope to get it back soon, until then its urs truly scarletboy!scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-67643334090042753262010-11-17T14:34:00.000+01:002010-11-17T14:36:47.982+01:00pre camp, camp and post camp...Camp was a blast... Sorry, where are my manners, hello blogville its been a while and I know I have been a little short on my stories but tym hasn't been on my side and I've had a lot on my plate but I will try brief u guys.<br />Lemme c, camp, camp, camp... For all u guys that haven't experienced it, let me let you know now... Camp is over rated... That's the best way to sum everything... Just try and make as many friends of the same sex as possible not look for the nearest thing with boobies cos u'll ave plenty tym to look for em during cds and all. Neways my "strong spirit" had to live up to its name ,d trust it nah... It attracted one married woman, asin, no be small matter ooh... " Where are you", "come and meet me in so so so place", "come let me buy food for you"... U trust me nah... I turned "stealth mode" c as I became scarce... Dodging in the mammy market, dodging on the parade ground... Dodging right inside my hostel... I even to tell her to free me, but trust her nah... She no gree, professing her undying love to me (forgetting she has a husband and all) I was sooo glad when camp ended and she had to relocate back to meet her husband cos she was even planning to stay with me in ondo state!<br />On getting my posting letter, I saw that I had been posted to a group of schools and received the news with mixed feelings, on one hand I was sad that I didn't get a bank and on the other hand I was happy that at least I would have some tym for myself and all... For where, the "group of schools" turned out to be a room with 3 desks, yep, will say it again, a room with 3 desks!! Had to beg the lady there to reject me for where, she went on and on about her vision and mission and how God called her to be an educationist and so on and so on... And that she can't reject me... C me c wahala... Madam u are operating a mushroom school from a room in your house with 3 desks and you are expecting me ami, scarlet boy a graduate of economics and statistics to teach a bunch of primary school kids??? I mean!! So, I had to report at the council and though the matter is still ongoing, I'm optimistic... Then I lost my blackberry yesterday... Not to worry, its with me... I forgot it in a taxi (not empty by the way) and after calling him and getting drenched and standing for 3 hours I got my precious blackberry!!!!! And the best thing is that the guy refused to collect a dime! Thank God they are still some good people left in Nigeria. Neways that's what's been happening to me since camp... But gist boku no be small... But like I say... All in due tym...scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-35342640605248195412010-10-12T12:09:00.002+01:002010-10-12T12:13:26.209+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.countryvillagebothell.com/filestore/birthday%20party.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.countryvillagebothell.com/filestore/birthday%20party.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Yeah, its been a while since my last post... well you cant rily blame me... i just discovered twitter and blackberry messenger... so as u can expect my minds not rily into blogging again... dont know why but i feel tired whenever i want to type on a pc and the endless pings keep me awake till 2/3am sometimes so u can say my lifes revolving round my bb now... the endless pings are driving my sister crazy and she has vowed to "misplace" the fone... i just think she's jealous... so i turn twenty something on the 18th and as usual, im not looking forward to it cos... im suposed to spend it on the road thanks to an organization called nysc that decided to share our call up letters the following day... anyways contrary to last year when i had little to celebrate, i have reasons to be happy... im now a graduate, my social lifes been organized and its as if the big guy above has answered my prayers cos aside the odd call at night from "hidden numbers" my "strong spirit" has been subdued... although im yet to find that special someone, i know deep down that shes around the corner... i have that gut feeling that someone is on the way... i just know it... so im praying to God for another year of divine health, favour, grace and all... and i know in that he's going to do it in his own special way...<br />On the nysc matter sef... i wake up at night and pray to God that i dont get posted to one no mans land... cos my friends that are serving in some remote places ehn... well lets say their stories are not that encouraging... so Baba God, if you are reading this... please do well for me ooh... cos i dont want to be posted to a boko haram/religious crisis/ kidnapping state, i just want a nice cool place, and posting preferably in a bank or company where i can be retained and not in a school, before my strong spirit re emerges and the female students..... lets just say im not a big "r kelly" fan if u get my drift...<br />back to the strong spirit issue, like two weeks ago, was at tfc with a friend (well in my broke state, friends do all the taking out now, and my friend was a guy) when i noticed this gal cutting eye for me... i pretend i dont see her till my friend notices and nudges me<br />scarletboy: werin nah<br />friend: see that fine gal deh look u nah...<br />scarletboy: abeg, u sure say no be u, u no see as i deh dressed <br />(and for a while in a way of subduing my "strong spirit" ive been in a state of disarray asin, stoped shaving but trim the edges, wear a lot of pam slippers sha u get my drift... while my friend was dressed to kill....)<br />friend: i deh tell u say na u she deh look<br />scarletboy: well na she sabi<br />we chilled for some time till my friend excused himself cos he saw a gal that he was tracking... next thing u know this fine gal takes my friends seat<br />gal: ehm... hello...<br />scarletboy: hi, whats good?<br />gal: my names sandra, u?<br />scarletboy: scarletboy, nice to meet u sandra, what can i d for u?<br />gal: (blushing)... nothing at the moment... ehm... please dont get this the wrong way... i have been staring at you since you walked in and honestly i dont know why, i just feel like somethings pushing me to want to know you better, please, ive never done this and frankly now ive said whats on my mind i feel sorta foolish... look u dont have to say anything i see u ave a blackberry (picking up my phone) let me drop my pin and phone number... hope to hear from u soon (standing up)... rily hope to hear from u soon...<br />omo... after two days of chatting with her, ive managed to push her to the friends zone, that is after i found out shes just 16... so i told her the only reasonable thing... call me when ur 18 babe...scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-42897435055000116982010-08-03T13:24:00.003+01:002010-08-04T21:08:58.832+01:00I No Want Again!!!!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU6XMc-v2L9UHIv0R6IPz4Q-C_BGSWJoxozJDYUwfWZmLZKUmLJBFcJOj_j6Bo0WNpDGac6KW7LCX-MNdaQZW-6myQLfdj4h8TWjOcRMGrs_8HX6Q4XdzexjUA7dDGe9AyA1tJC4q_qN8/s1600/prayer-3.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 184px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU6XMc-v2L9UHIv0R6IPz4Q-C_BGSWJoxozJDYUwfWZmLZKUmLJBFcJOj_j6Bo0WNpDGac6KW7LCX-MNdaQZW-6myQLfdj4h8TWjOcRMGrs_8HX6Q4XdzexjUA7dDGe9AyA1tJC4q_qN8/s200/prayer-3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5501159012683707858" /></a><br />Dear God,<br />I know its been a while since we last talked and all and I wish I could think of a reason why I refused to stay in touch but doing that would just amount to excuses so I want to say im sorry and I will try to do better.<br />I know there was a time my dad A.K.A Papa C thought I was gay and even I had my doubts about my sexuality cos I just seemed to roll with guys and never with girls and so I came to you in prayer and asked that you create a change in my life and sorta make me get over my girlifobia or just make girls talk to me, notice me and stuff so we might at least have a civil conversation or just get over my whole shyness issue (yeah… that was a while back). But Gog, u see…….. I have come again, not like the proverbial oliver twist looking for more but to complain cos thete is a problem, now don’t get me wrong, I thank you for answering my prayer (which when I think of it, was kinda lame in the first place) but like psalm 23 v….. the part that says something about a cup running over…… will find the exact verse, yes, my cup now runs over, I now need a tanker to contain the spill over. It was ok or even cool when a total stranger walked up to me and we just started chatting, now this almost seems to happen everywhere I go, markets, school, church, when I use the bus, just name it. Now it has extended to girls asking me out, now while I don’t frown on the idea of a chic asking me out (I think its real sexy) and while I also think the tables should be reversed once in a while u know and before I sound over dramatic like my sister in-law, its happened over 20 times this year alone, I think I get hit on by girls more than the way an average girl gets hit on by guys, now its scary because now married women, cousins, friends girlfriends for no reason find me attractive enough to want to have something with (trust me, I know im not, contrary to what some people think, the face that stares at me outa the mirror isn’t and im sticking with my mirror). Now, while I thought this was just… I don’t know… normal??! I got the scare of my life when I went to fill my teeth sometime this year and the cashier (who claimed to be very spiritual and almost went into the seminary to become a priest) loked at me and said my spirit is very strong and that he’s very sure that its girls that follow you and not the other way around (cue: dumb silence) he further went on to call me oga, master etc… now if it was in my room, no problem, but imagine telling you this in a crowded payment room in a general hospital… now you get the picture.<br />Now that ive stated my case gear God, I want you to please let this cup pass over me, I know it was cool back when uni chicks were all on my case but now I have some peoples mothers/wives, cousins, friends chicks and even some under aged minors like one 14 year old gal that called me up 2 weeks ago, I’ve changed my number to no avail, they always seem to get my number no matter what I do. I thought it was my soap (irish springs) and changed it to dettol to no avail, I thought it was my body lotion (nivea) and changed it to Vaseline still to no avail… so im please asking that this blessing please pass to other areas of my life like my finances, favour in the labour market but please put a cap like BP put a cap on the oil well in the gulf of new mexico on this blessing, weaken my strong spirit before I do something desperate like go to T.B Joshua for deliverance or something and maybe you could divert this blessing to some people I know, u know the contents of my heart so you know who im talking about so I don’t need to name names….<br />Thank you for answered prayers, yours faithfully,<br />Scarletboyscarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-48734601061017143622010-06-15T15:04:00.001+01:002010-06-15T15:06:53.442+01:00Ouch!!<meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; 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was seriously messing up, either the cord was too short or there was something wrong with the surface I wanted to iron on. While I was thinking of what to do the next thing I heard was the voice of Mrs. Awe and Mr. Sunday (of blessed memory) counting down from 10 for everybody to leave the hostel, so see me with soap suds and all on my head and but ass naked running round the dorm trying desperately to avoid these two terrors (I don’t know why these two people scared the hell outa me back then and still do till this very day) the next thing I see feel a presence behind me as I’m hiding behind a really big wooden locker, someone grabs me and… I wake up in a cold sweat! My heard beating like I had been running for ages and for the next 20 minutes I had to convince myself that I wasn’t still in secondary school, I mean it was so bad that I still smelt the soap suds and had to repeatedly check if there really was soap on my head!</p> <p class="MsoNormal">I have played that fateful day over and over again in my head and I don’t know why I have goose bumps whenever I think of it or other horrible experiences (cold shudder) anyway, things haven’t been that great and as hard as I want to write something nice, rosy or cheerful, doing that will be a lie cos of the way I feel.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Now if you’ve followed this blog by now you should know that I’m not the most optimistic person in the world and all but if I knew that life after school would be like this ehn… let me keep that thought to myself. So I’m halfway out of school, I say halfway because although I’ve seen my final results (I aced them by the way) I’m yet to do my clearance. Why you might ask me? Well… my department in their inept way didn’t send some of our names to the screening committee on time and that in turn led to the clearance of some of my classmates while the others (which I happen to fall under as usual) are still waiting for our screening certificates before we can now proceed for clearance (sigh) and service has been shifted till November for the whole<span style=""> </span>department, I mean, by all logical means, if one finishes exams in February or early march why cant he/she serve in July like all other sane departments? Anyway, back to me, so I have all this time on my hand and im like, ok, look at the bright side, use the spare time to do something in NIIT, but im stuck in Benin till I finish my clearance I mean, this schooldoes not want to let me go oh, see me, see trouble! So to while away time too I decided to get a job and show papa c that I’m responsible and all and all the places ive gone to so far have been discouraging, I mean, why would some people who have respectable firms and all offer a graduate N15,000 a month or N20,000 for marketing? I work my ass off getting customers or telling the public about ur products and I get a lousy N20,000? I mean lets be fair. So I’ve decided to remain at home till I get an offer that doesn’t make me feel like im an illiterate! Abi what do u think?</p> <p class="MsoNormal">On a final note, good luck to the super chickens, sorry eagles in south Africa, hope they bring back the cup (ROTFLMAO)</p> <p class="MsoNormal">ciao</p> scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-45523955155557164622010-04-22T10:22:00.000+01:002010-04-22T10:48:54.393+01:00Going Poetic.....One of my friends posted this note on facebook and I just had to share it via this blog... if u ask me for my opinion, it struck me as... let’s just say it got me thinking... when I will ever feel this way about someone (a girl that is...<br /><br />MY IDEAL LOVE<br /><br />I want a love like you thinking of me thinking of you thinking of me type of love <br /><br />Or me telling my friends more than I’ve ever admitted to myself about how I feel about you type of love <br /><br />Or hating how jealous you are but loving how much you want me all to yourself type of love or seeing how good your first name sounds so good to my last name<br /><br />I wanted to see how far I could go without calling or thinking about you and I barely made it out of my room<br /><br />I want a love that makes me wait until she falls asleep and wonder if she’s dreaming about us being in love or wondering who loves the other more, what’s she doing at this exact moment or slow dancing with her in the middle of my room to the music of our hearts closing my eyes and imagining how love is cos it hurts when she's not there.<br /><br />I want to place all those little post-it notes all around my room so she doesn’t need to guess how much I love her<br /><br />and just like in secondary school, I want to spend hours on the phone not saying a word, fall asleep and see her right next to me, feel her soft smooth silky body, feel at peace whenever she’s with me cos that’s the effect she has on me<br /><br />I wanna count how many ways I love her then loose count halfway and have to start all over again type of love,<br /><br />I want to celebrate one of those one month anniversaries, even if they really aren’t anniversaries but just do it<br /><br />I wanna fall in the ring tone my phone plays when she calls and talk to her till I loose my breath cos she leaves me breathless expending my lungs then I inhale all of her back into me<br /><br />I want a love that makes me need to change my gsm caller plan to something that allows me talk longer to her cos in all honesty 24 hours isn’t enough to tell her how much I love her, even if God extends the days to 50 hours, it wont still be enough to let her know how I feel about her.<br /><br />I want a love that makes me stu stu stu stu stutter just thinking about how strong this love is type of love and<br /><br />I want a love that makes me want to cut off all my hair as a symbol of how I feel about her type of love<br />I want a love that makes me want to cross a busy road, hit hit by a bus, loose my memory, get transported to another state or country, maybe up north, just to get treated and someday meet up again with her so I can fall in love with her again in a different language and see whether it still feels the same type of love and<br /><br />I want a love that is unexplainable as she is and till I meet her…………………<br /><br />Like I said earlier, its really deep, seriously, I wonder if someone will ever make me feel this way or better still, do people especially in Naija still feel this way? and frankly does this type of love still exist? Anyway, if you do find someone that makes you feel this way, don’t hesitate to tell me… maybe she’ll have a sister (lol)<br />Ciao…scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-35895670877598204232010-04-17T13:56:00.007+01:002010-04-17T14:24:44.903+01:00Earth to Scarlet Boy... (part 1)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyYoTI7DewWnBEDIc9RllOns5hvPKe3Fr9Ume1ecHdmAw03DwgTnwX7a3Jo6adYrncMI6VAUl8xlqgDDJIOdIjXRP8hFEdRI-CiDgjUTFdE_hZK1cBsDJJunudMlJLBhQe9-pLuFj8a4E/s1600/clash-of-the-titans-remake-.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 66px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyYoTI7DewWnBEDIc9RllOns5hvPKe3Fr9Ume1ecHdmAw03DwgTnwX7a3Jo6adYrncMI6VAUl8xlqgDDJIOdIjXRP8hFEdRI-CiDgjUTFdE_hZK1cBsDJJunudMlJLBhQe9-pLuFj8a4E/s200/clash-of-the-titans-remake-.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5461094484942862098" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I know its been a while that I posted something on this blog… trust me it wasn’t totally my fault… but I will try and give a brief summary of what happened since my last post…<br /> Ok, exams have come and gone with their usual stress, sleepless nights and migraines but like they say… I did my best and as thus can only hope for the best from my lecturers as per result and all, my department had thei<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUYlPhJuprhxqxmNM_aMI74aZpdI-PQ9Q7j2hw0lD6jyO5t0sQq0Oqdzqaxv2S9CqwK0p92ApLyn0Lve4Lf0wc3-xSfTrENM7eo7I4hACgm2w7nMbQeNMUaJhSumbbPDBcatdlijloIBk/s1600/DSC01832.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUYlPhJuprhxqxmNM_aMI74aZpdI-PQ9Q7j2hw0lD6jyO5t0sQq0Oqdzqaxv2S9CqwK0p92ApLyn0Lve4Lf0wc3-xSfTrENM7eo7I4hACgm2w7nMbQeNMUaJhSumbbPDBcatdlijloIBk/s200/DSC01832.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5461094488765747538" border="0" /></a>r final year week (finally, see the pix ) before the exam that is and it went well, apart from the dinner which was largely marginalized and trust yours truly, I and a coupla friends decided to boycott the silly dinner and go clubbing which I must say made more sense, but that’s another story for another day, I (finally) submitted my project after much shakara from my supervisor, he approved it (after a little incentive from yours truly i.e, a bottle of vino), my land lady aka Bwehole (from her pronunciation of borehole, trust her benin tongue nah…) finally got me to leave her hostel. Now don’t get me wrong, it’s not as if I didn’t want to leave her hostel or that I was making trouble, she was just becoming impossible! And so lucky for me, I moved to Papa C’s crib in town lets call my new abode no 79 and was actually glad for a change in environment and st<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1hstXy8sXJyZibERp1h12lmkh7I0rVpYurQuUq7x25enyWouRT9cK-GvKzTBARBniaGE80G6LTuvmc___oLhuRqTweA_Vu5jJqZxA1zGCZuE-SU5CryhC7ZvlJW_9fWUsOHVupg234Pk/s1600/DSC02047.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1hstXy8sXJyZibERp1h12lmkh7I0rVpYurQuUq7x25enyWouRT9cK-GvKzTBARBniaGE80G6LTuvmc___oLhuRqTweA_Vu5jJqZxA1zGCZuE-SU5CryhC7ZvlJW_9fWUsOHVupg234Pk/s200/DSC02047.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5461094496698444450" border="0" /></a>yle of living so I said goodbye to the communual life of my former hostel and took another step towards bachelorhood little did I know… first was the constant 6am wakeup call thanks to the noisy bikes in the area and of all rooms, yours truly chose the one with the window facing the main road… u know the rest… then there is this creature, why I call him a creature you will find out shortly, this guy doesn’t sleep cos I wonder why every day he decides to terrorize the neighborhood with his preaching I mean, I don’t se anything wrong with preaching, but at 4.30 am, then there is a problem. So im sleeping when…<br /><br />Mr. X (singing and I must say in a very terrible voice) – I thank u lord u are holy, and forever you are lord. HALLELUYAH!!!<br /><br />Scarletboy: (scrambling to the window) WTF!!!!<br /><br />Mr. X: Brethren, I have come once again, repent…<br /><br />Scarletboy (diving under the pillows): ooh… here we go again…<br /><br /> Now you would think that after 2 or 3 weeks of this preaching one would get used to it, lie lie! I still jump up every time I hear the guy singing, gosh it scares the crap outa me sometimes. I wonder why the lords chosen decided to build their headquarters on this road also… but who am I to complain?<br />to be continued...scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-58360541014788066582010-01-23T17:27:00.003+01:002010-01-24T03:49:43.044+01:00Much Ado About Nothing<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglxvrd9GsP-fapiNfG0QCP-kJR67YUL2363aL_mpmUpkz7AlB-KuB8lh7WWnV7qiTVrrkbu6cpXOdhzlPXZyrtwfrGecc2eTtCQfDYXy80RPkOOtIt7_ji9JBYGwsjcdlWWvWo4Na_hwA/s1600-h/just_shy_square_0.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglxvrd9GsP-fapiNfG0QCP-kJR67YUL2363aL_mpmUpkz7AlB-KuB8lh7WWnV7qiTVrrkbu6cpXOdhzlPXZyrtwfrGecc2eTtCQfDYXy80RPkOOtIt7_ji9JBYGwsjcdlWWvWo4Na_hwA/s200/just_shy_square_0.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430132301856759554" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpKQOFFuawkEGTdymDiyK-KVRn4fyam8yQrFapkUhWFRwjvV5uHX86Cw5-XPytC1P_VkSurHdQZkc0OJ8VEG4UGY2mEx5yt3KqFa66NAuCTWaTFFlpwsyTqzm21uDZMkTo980F29TJAC8/s1600-h/confused-black-dog-150x150.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpKQOFFuawkEGTdymDiyK-KVRn4fyam8yQrFapkUhWFRwjvV5uHX86Cw5-XPytC1P_VkSurHdQZkc0OJ8VEG4UGY2mEx5yt3KqFa66NAuCTWaTFFlpwsyTqzm21uDZMkTo980F29TJAC8/s200/confused-black-dog-150x150.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430132296935896930" /></a><br />its really been a while, and a lot has happened, first of all, i have missed blogging, like i wrote in my previous post, it seems as if i don't have it in me any more because i have the gist and all but i just cant bring myself to write, like my sister would say, i really have issues. Anyway, my final exams are supposed to start on the 8th of feb, and trust ur boy, im sooooooo not ready, u go fear 24 hour jacking and all... so in a way, that partially explains my absence from blogville, then there is also the case of MADAM whose becoming closer and closer. I just couldnt bring myself to breaking up with her and now, like the popular slang goes, "e don deh over me!!" i really need to get my head straight and then straighten my allready complicated life. then there is also the issue of my final year project, see me see trouble oh, my supervisor doesnt want to give me my data for my chapter 4 and without that im practically stuck, then my level of brokeness has reached an all time high (thank God for the free data card, whew!!) i have considered having my own version of a yard sale where i sell some of my books, clothes and (sob) my shoes, damn, just discovered i have a shoe fetish, seriously, no thanks to my older ones ho constantly bombaed me with em (damn you guys) so seriously im looking for someone to trade places with me right now, let me give u the description of who i want to be for just the weekend. A tall, dark handsome guy, who preferably works in an oil company, throws his dough round and has a good time, just for a weekend ehn baba God is that asking for too much? <br /><br />Anyways, away from my whining, with feb 14 just 3 weeks away, the usual calls and reminders have started coming, madam ob the other hand is very quiet, guess she knows i have only her interest at heart (just said rubish, yeah it was intentional). so i was going through one old carton like that that hapens to hold my old books when a piece of paper fell out, now normally, i would have balled it and thrown it away, but the heading caught my eye it was "THINGS I HAVE TO DO BEFORE I DIE" now i remembered when i wrote this, it was in my ss1 in those dreary days in command secondary school Jos, yes the same Jos thats now a battleground, but thats another story. Now before i tell you what i wrote, let me explain, i had just discovered sex asin that was the rave of the time and the whole NACKSON AND BETTER LOVER with a whole array of porn mags and stuff so as u can expect my thots as a juve were influenced by these things... taking a deep breath... here goes<br /><br />THINGS I MUST DO BEFORE I DIE<br />1. CLIMB A MOUNTAIN OR HILL OR SUMTIN<br />2. ENGAGE IN A THREESOME WITH TWINS<br />3. FIGHT A BULL<br />4. SKY DIVE<br />5. LEARN AN INSTRUMENT, MOST LIKELY THE VIOLIN<br />6. DATE A SUGAR MUMMY<br />7. LEARN KARATE<br />8. HAVE SEX IN THE CROWDED TOILET OF AN EATERY PREFERABLY MR. BIGGS<br />9. CHANGE MY NATIONALITY TO GHANIAN<br />10. GET "HEAD" FROM SOME RANDOM BROAD UNDER THE TABLE OF A CROWDED RESTURANT<br />11. FIND OUT IF THERE IS A WAY TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME, AND IF SO EXPERIENCE IT<br /><br />like i said i was pretty hooked up on the whole sex idea then only that now, we know better. anyways, i should find my mojo soon enough and then its gonna be story story...scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-69120783345810726102009-12-30T21:01:00.006+01:002009-12-31T10:59:34.776+01:00My last post for the year 2009Gosh its been a while, a lot and I mean a lot has happened since my last post, let’s see… I’ve lost my urge to blog these days, its funny cos I start typing and halfway I just loose inspiration, don’t know why, my friends say its cos I have short attention span (whatever that means?). so im listening to something by t.i, and I just decided to type a rundown of 2009...<br /><br />So I have finally made reasonable progress in my project (thank God) im in chapter 4 of 5, not bad for one months work… should have finished oh, but u know how it is now… I wish I had a sorta deadline… I long for the whip lashing days of secondary school, trust me, if I were still in secondary school ehn, I would have finished this project in less than a week! anyway i have promised myself that I must finish on or before the end of January. Before i get carried away, this is supposed to be a rundown of my year. 2009… was a year of events, I finally saw what it means firsthand to date a hot head/ unstable girl with a lot of issues/baggage, gosh, that’s one experience I don’t ever pray to have again, had a real test of friendship and… failed (sad but true), reached my all time record low financially and emotionally, (damn u global economic crisis) and my family passed through some difficulties but its good to say that at the end, we came out smiling, my academics have also been good, though I have some lecturers that have issues… sha that’s a story for another day, friends were made and lost, relationships were re established and/or severed all together, finally got over my X, nearly had an accident driving papa c's car (hey, was a mechanical thing, the brakes failed, u go fear drifting now...), still discovering my writing skills (yeah, i know it sucks, but im working on it, i need some serious inspiration...<br /><br />So I have been making some resolutions and frankly, before I tell u, I want to take stock of the resolutions I made for this year<br /><br />1. Start shaving - hmm… didn’t keep to that one, still have like 2 weeks growth ryt now.<br />2. Get serious with my studies – em…next…<br />3. Try and find true love again – im still trying to wangle my way out of a relationship right now<br />4. Get spiritual – hmm… failed In that aspect<br />5. Be a nicer person – really worked on that this year<br />6. Cut back on the video games – like I said earlier, no comment<br />7. Graduate with nothing less than a 2.1 – well, book no easy oh… lets wait and see, but im seriously working on it<br />8. Be more prudent – hehehe failed woefully in this aspect<br />9. Work on my physique - hmm… except una wan make I turn toothpick<br />10. Be more positive – funny enough, out of all my resolutions, this was one I kept<br /> <br />Resolutions for 2010<br /><br />1. Value and appreciate my friends more<br />2. Still work on my grades<br />3. Work on my religious life<br />4. Be a better person<br />5. Spend less on credit<br />6. Take up a sport, im thinking basketball<br />7. Blog more<br />8. Be more open to people<br />9. Discharge any excess baggage in my life (people especially)<br />10. Watch how I drink, seriously, its getting outa hand<br />11. Be happy no matter what im going through<br /><br />Hmm… hope i adhere to these resolutions, I plan to make others up as I go<br />on a final note, just when i thought this year couldnt be stranger (our being without a president for over a month) one punk ass decided to misbehave on xmas day, 2009 ehn, was a year of events but in everything i thank God for everything that happened. the good, the bad and the downright ugly (and i mean UGLY!!). im seriously looking forward to 2010, i hope, no, i know that its going to be full of drama, suspense and... lets just say that i know its going to be a great year!!!scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-550617209376667682009-10-20T23:53:00.002+01:002009-10-20T23:56:50.079+01:00Birthday blues...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKZ7aRuT0m9O-v0B2beGg1s7mViV_F45GpZOPBmW4X5CBG_0E7bCZR2rw_b9NS2mbHqCIuYen1ugrqMElCHMCdek9K1TB3y0FlnXmfoh4YO4FXJic0Qmxz6GKKg1k_mPG_8oU_4Urx2GE/s1600-h/Sad-Sam-Plush-Happy-Birthday-Gift.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKZ7aRuT0m9O-v0B2beGg1s7mViV_F45GpZOPBmW4X5CBG_0E7bCZR2rw_b9NS2mbHqCIuYen1ugrqMElCHMCdek9K1TB3y0FlnXmfoh4YO4FXJic0Qmxz6GKKg1k_mPG_8oU_4Urx2GE/s200/Sad-Sam-Plush-Happy-Birthday-Gift.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394819513025162738" /></a><br />Happy Birthday to me, Yes ME SCARLETBOY!!! Am gradually edging towards my mid 20’s now (damn, I feel old) asin… I can still remember those days… (a dreamy look in my eyes) anyway, that’s another story for another day, so, birthdays for me have always been fun but this year ehn… let’s just say that I DON’T advise anyone to spend their birthday alone cos e no just make sense at all, trust me I nearly went loco on Sunday, it was just me, a bottle of Teroldego Rotaliano (obviously taken from Papa C’s stash) and my thots and trust me that’s the worst combination on a day that’s supposed to be fun, the only person I expected stood me up asin who does that on ur birthday!? Well we deh see like that sha, the only good thing was that my friends that couldn’t be at my place decided to bombard my facebook page phone and mail with birthday wishes, gosh I felt sooooooo special especially when I read what people had to say about me in my mails and text messages… I was near tears (sniff).<br />I’ve finally decided to resume (school that is), guess im tired of staying at home (im surprised im actually admitting this!!)or cos im getting broke or could it be that… sha ive decided to go back to unibend and face my final semester. And on a final note, I want to thank God for allowing me add another year to my life, for my family and wonderful friends and lastly you guys reading this blog!<br />Ciao.scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-32107702375435172742009-10-16T13:16:00.000+01:002009-10-16T13:22:56.110+01:00HOME ALONE...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhL9Ya0hnX5arO9lODe987VFM5GlAdExDTS7BsOoaXEf63n-u_zmIW6T3W7QtlcW-ugEA72uIWzVDe8AUTdNEeUUp2ApnM-QcyWrL9hgPrUlTz2shAaBzaJ70mo5MUc4obPBNiOdF5lSnw/s1600-h/homeAlone.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 186px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhL9Ya0hnX5arO9lODe987VFM5GlAdExDTS7BsOoaXEf63n-u_zmIW6T3W7QtlcW-ugEA72uIWzVDe8AUTdNEeUUp2ApnM-QcyWrL9hgPrUlTz2shAaBzaJ70mo5MUc4obPBNiOdF5lSnw/s200/homeAlone.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5393169287957204866" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;">
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style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >So… Papa C decided it was time to renovate his house in b-side and as usual asked me to come along for the ride, and trust ur boy now… once bitten twice shame (the lagos experience), I quickly formed one excuse that I needed to round up some things in lag before resuming school (that’s if asuu extend their 2 weeks) and funny enough, my dad who is quick to see through such lies bought the idea. The truth is that I enjoy being alone at home, I get to do a lot of things I wouldn’t do normally when someone is in the house with me. Now before I start getting the sly looks and all please remove your mind from the gutter, when I’m alone at home I’m ALONE!! I get up when I want to, watch whatever I want to, I’m free, I can cook by 12am, sleep by 6am and get up by 5pm. I totally screw my system when I’m alone and not to mention the experiments I conduct, this time it was how to make pepper soup, yes pepper soup. Now among my many talents, trust me cooking is not one of em, and so to save myself the embarrassment of people throwing up and stuff when they eat my food, I first test anything new on myself and if it passes the test then trust me, it’s good for eating. So see me strolling to the market with a friend in tow got the other ingredients (meat, fish, turkey… u go fear concoction now…) and then went looking for the most important, the spices. So after spending 30 minutes looking for the shop I finally located the lady selling the spices. Ok, cooking time, I just poured the spices and waited for it to boil… you go fear severe purging 3 hours later now…</span> <p style="font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">So my birthday comes up on Sunday (blushing) yeah I know, I’m getting older by the minute and I’ve started receiving calls from people who I haven’t heard from in eons asking me how the day will be, one asked me if I was going to throw a party and was even helpful in suggesting venues, I just tire!! Anyway let me get back to my British comedy (which I’m strangely addicted to thanks to BBC entertainment!) and laze around some more…</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;">P.S</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Any tips on how to dump someone without hurting her feelings too much? I really could use the advice right now.</span></p> scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-86124380523180570982009-09-28T23:12:00.003+01:002009-09-28T23:23:25.184+01:00I don tire...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhD2qM-D7EYI8_U0BT9n0k3RG94VOt9r2T85eHslIjb8TsvLE0cp8q-0Wg_6JcEFIQm9HsdSlXRfIDFR7wj-8oTFTeqeIize5vZ_iVXkAGXSQWZiKMS1olydbOFj-Mb7Vb-d-joJf8CVCQ/s1600-h/annoyed.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 171px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhD2qM-D7EYI8_U0BT9n0k3RG94VOt9r2T85eHslIjb8TsvLE0cp8q-0Wg_6JcEFIQm9HsdSlXRfIDFR7wj-8oTFTeqeIize5vZ_iVXkAGXSQWZiKMS1olydbOFj-Mb7Vb-d-joJf8CVCQ/s200/annoyed.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386647388588876898" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Gosh, it’s been sooooo loooooooooong!!! Sorry, I have been sooooooo lazy, can you imagine, I’m too lazy to eat, sleep, hang out, and take a shower (just joking) in short ASUU has turned me to a zombie. Suffered a serious bout of depression some weeks ago, I was very sad, saw all my friends and supposed classmates in private uni’s inviting me for convocations and grad parties… well like they say, it’s not by who finishes first… but it was enough to really send me into one of my moods. (sigh…) anyway, it is well… so yours truly scarlet boy has been up to no good as usual, I haven’t touched my project (too depressed to do that) and I seem to distance myself from everyone these days, I feel I’m gradually slipping into my anti-person mode, (sigh) to make matters worse, our president who by the way is the (wots the correct word…) most stupid person ever elected into public office in this country (taking a deep breath) decided in his wisdom to go to Saudi and open a university when the ones in his country are under lock and key!!!<br />In short I’m really depressed right now, would have been stuffing anything in my mouth right now (I eat a lot when I’m upset, strange how this never shows as my physique still remains the same) but I’m soooooooooo broke!!!<br />Anyway, enough of my whining, a lot of things have also happened oh…. Asin the gist plenty full ground!!! Don’t worry, I will post something juicy when I have the strength to sit up and type.<br />So I guess it’s just me, my new found girlfriend (my bed and her sister the pillow) and big brother Africa for now (which if I must say is by far the WORST big brother I have ever watched, its soooooooooo annoying and the housemates are so AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!) anyway, (taking a deep breath) I guess I’m not making any sense right now and will most likely delete this post when I am less depressed, but it just feels good writing/typing something even if its rubbish, so from yours truly scarlet boy its ciao<br />P.S<br />My birthday is coming up real soon, cant believe its my dad that reminded me, i actually thought i was born in november and not october as my dad was quick to point out (i don tire for uniHOUSE!!!) and on a final note, Love lives in strange places… just found that out…</span>scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-32612906606262006332009-09-06T21:47:00.008+01:002009-09-06T22:32:54.622+01:00Yeah... I SAID IT!!!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiA9ep2G367jr6uxBwl5uDmY36BmiZnw_ruPHvVU03DAo1th-Kv8xlX395a0FItMjg_-y4LYQ1cSaMULDaNqyaTWtiwerQbbsO5D_IyFApPLsjvg0ft305UPZmghAR9bFcs_BsB8Du8Tao/s1600-h/pastor%5B1%5D.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5378468731877820850" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 151px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 165px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiA9ep2G367jr6uxBwl5uDmY36BmiZnw_ruPHvVU03DAo1th-Kv8xlX395a0FItMjg_-y4LYQ1cSaMULDaNqyaTWtiwerQbbsO5D_IyFApPLsjvg0ft305UPZmghAR9bFcs_BsB8Du8Tao/s200/pastor%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>One thing about me is that i hardly get angry about things i see or hear, ive sorta developed a hard skin especialy when it comes to religious things cos like they say one mans meat is another ones poison, but a friend of mine told me about something a man of God did and it realy set me off, here goes</div><br /><div>The man of God was giving a testimony about how God touched one brother to give him a car an all and after recieving the car told the brother to his face that though the lord instructed him (the brother) to donate his car that he would recieve it because of the lord but not drive it because it was beneath his standard. i was so pissedthat the man of God could actualy say this to the poor mans face and still tell his members in his church, was he expecting a standing ovation for doing a wonderful job? pardon my writing style and especialy my spellings, i havent been mad like this over something in a while and i may just be ranting but somehow i hope you get the message, this piece is my small observation on some things realy bugging me about our so called men of God, (gulp) enjoy...</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>He came in with a sirens blaring, guns locked and loaded and a trailer load of menacing looking mobile police men (mopol). Ordinarily, one would have thought that he was a dignitary or even a state governor judging the kind of cars he had in his convoy, a series of hummer H3 cars with him riding in the latest Mercedes jeep but alas, when the convoy finally stopped at the hall where the meeting was supposed to take place, out came a “man of God” (for obvious reasons I will not mention any ones name). Now one would have thought the man of god would at least appreciate his members/followers who braved the scorching sun to see him, for where, if you se the way our overzealous mopol were flogging with whips and pushing people away to make way for him as if they were a group of smelling bums, and the man of God seeing all this could not even caution his security aides but instead calmly walked inside the hall. I saw the video on my friend’s phone (he happened to be there to record it) and I was appalled! Why is it that the so called men of God whom are supposed to be the. A special fund was raised later on that semester to buy the same pastor a car, and I was like, why would I contribute my hard earned money towards buying a car for a pastor whose children (if he has any) will never suffer as long as the church is still in existence, who “jands like someone uses the toilet everyday”, why?<br />An article some time in a local newspaper described how a man of God had purchased a private jet amongst other things and questioned the rationale behind such a costly purchase and trust Nigerians, there was no name they didn’t call the columnist the next day, from the ant-Christ to a true born son of Satan! One member even gave a reason for the purchase, he said that it’s cheaper to use a private jet than to fly commercial, and since the “pastor” was always on the move, it was more of a necessity for him to have a private jet. Now I dont work at the airport, but everyone knows that it has and will always be more expensive to have a private plane compared to flying commercial, first of all you have to pay for the hangar that will house it, then pilots, engineers to service it constantly, the air hostesses, aviation fuel (which is freaking expensive), the airport authority to license the plane, landing fee at every airport you visit amongst other costs… compared to the cost of buying a first class ticket, I mean. An online aviation magazine e-how stated that the price of a good private jet would cost between $6 - $50 million, the cost of fuel for a four hour trip was from $30,000 apart from determining the size and flying range of the jet, other factors such as parking lot, landing fees, insurance, fueling, catering, crew and pilots are also identified as expensive necessities. E-How further revealed that aircraft management companies would require between $100000 to $200000 per year to take careof these needs depending on the size and usage of the jet.<br />Now in not victimizing or trying to paint these people black, I LOVE my God and try as much as possible to adhere to what the scripture says about how to live and all and seriously think some men of God are doing a really good Job but so many of them leave us asking a lot of questions than answers, and people always say “you don’t question a man of God” but I think the time has come for us to begin to ask questions, if I am a member of a fellowship or church and my pastor is living lavishly when I know his income is soley from the church and especialy if his status was not like this some time. why cant my pastor be called to answer on how he spends the finances of the churchJesus the son of God was very humble, the word christian sinply means christ like, so why dont these men of God emulate christ instead of terrorising their members with their fleet of expensive and constantly changing cars that most of them only see in movies... (taking a deep breath)<br /><br />Now, I know religion is tied with sentiments, and most times people are often touchy when issues like this are brought up. If my history is correct, I remember the in middle ages, the monks and priests rose from being simple men of God to become worse than the kings and nobility in power, in terms of their level of corruption and materialism. But for once, lets set sentiments aside, be very rational and start asking questions because lets face it these are questions we are scared to voice out most times and frankly, it looks as if these men of God are now taking us for a ride, well… I SAID IT!!!! </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Whats up with our so called super eagles??? i mean what the **** happened in abuja today?</div>scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-1503557886392849052009-08-28T12:20:00.002+01:002009-08-28T12:33:54.816+01:00Untitled...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpqanR26L1ttRlBc8NCCwseazONezV_-T5vQaSWLFk-X8RQP-lRpPNsVmeax889L8x2DQrJHz-z9F8LBWh0nGB76Z_JUsDI0YLPjXA4UjFVV8owmKjzvw1uY3JWvgHlSbjwjnZyc24XgI/s1600-h/drake-so-far-gone.png"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374975966501355490" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpqanR26L1ttRlBc8NCCwseazONezV_-T5vQaSWLFk-X8RQP-lRpPNsVmeax889L8x2DQrJHz-z9F8LBWh0nGB76Z_JUsDI0YLPjXA4UjFVV8owmKjzvw1uY3JWvgHlSbjwjnZyc24XgI/s200/drake-so-far-gone.png" /></a><br /><div>Gosh, it’s been a week! First I had to go to the computer village in Ikeja, to get another laptop for my younger brother and one of the usual happened, I had just entered the market when someone walked up to me waved his “id card” so fast I swear it didn’t even see it, said he was a police man and that I should identify myself… (Now let’s pause here for a while let me say something, I heard on the radio that morning… I think it was on Brila 88.9fm that the new style these ritualists or kidnappers now get people is to either pose as EFCC officials and form carrying you away for questioning or knock you down with okada, form good Samaritan by offering to take you to the hospital or clinic only for you to disappear for good or for them to ask for ransom later, if you are lucky that is) and so when this scruffy looking man flashed his id card u trust scarlet boy’s paranoid meter went into overdrive<br />Policeman: I say stop and identify you!<br />Scarlet boy: (see me see wahala) yes can I help you?<br />Policeman: (flashing his “id” so fast all I see is a blur) I'm a police officer, what are you carrying in that bag<br />Scarlet boy: (laughing) Mr. Police officer, let me see your id card again<br />Policeman: (getting angry) you are demanding to see a policeman’s ID card?<br />Scarlet boy: (ah ah) Mr. Officer, I did not see your id card the first time, so is it a crime to see it? Look, if you don’t want to show me your id card, let me be on my way!<br />Policeman: (grabbing my shirt) oya lets go to the station<br />Scarlet boy: (ha na today? removing his hand) why are you holding me like a thief? Come on remove your filthy hands from my shirt, do you know how much this shirt cost? (not much believe me) ok, Mr. officer, let’s go, in fact I see a police station right ahead<br />Policeman: (swearing under his breath) you comot my hand, YOU COMOT POLICEOFFICER HAND!!! u say you wan see my id card, you go see am inside cell today<br />Scarlet boy: (shouting) you think I don’t know my rights…<br />We get to the police station<br />Policeman: (to the policewonan behind the counter) imagine this small boy deh ask make I'm see my id card!<br />Policewoman: ehn, where in deh! Make I'm enter cell first<br />Scarlet boy: (looking alarmed) on what grounds? officers, it hasn't come to that…<br />Policeman: Shut up! Oya shey you wan see my id card? (thrusting it in front of my face) see am!<br />And he goes to show me one laminated and very faded id card that even an agbero can make and use to denge pose<br />Scarlet boy: ok, corporal Henry, how can I help you?<br />Policeman: (clapping his hands) Ehen, oyibo you wan show me say na only you go school abi? Oya wetin you carry for that bag?<br />Scarlet boy: oh, it’s a laptop computer<br />Policeman: na your own?<br />Scarlet boy: yes Mr. officer<br />Policeman: oya, your id card and proof of ownership<br />(I hand him my driver’s license and laptop receipt)<br />Policeman: na wetin make you deh disrespect me for outside abi? because you deh unibend I sure say na because of people like una dem deh strike, I short make you enter cell small jare<br />Scarlet boy: (discarding his dictionary) wetin I do, na so una deh put people for cell?<br />Policeman: my friend, obey before complain<br />Scarlet boy: I resemble zombie?<br />Policeman: ok, you deh resist arrest abi?<br />Scarlet boy: no but I'm not entering your cell until you tell me what I’ve done!<br />Senior police officer (DPO): what’s all the noise here for (looking at me) you again?<br />Now before you guys have a wrong impression, let me explain. I had been arrested on two previous occasions at the computer village for being in possession of computers without receipts, trust me it’s not my fault, my people in obodo keep on sending me things without receipts, I'm suspecting they… anyway, the last time was serious, I was actually taken to the station and would have been locked up if not the timely intervention of my older bro who happened to know this particular DPO and so after plenty apologies and promises, I was let go and had a police escort for the day just in case…<br />DPO: what is it again?<br />Policeman (saluting) ha oga you know am?<br />DPO: yes, he’s my friends younger brother (turning to me) so what happened, what are you doing here?<br />And I go on to narrate everything that happened much to the dismay of the police officer who has been stealing glances and cutting eye for me<br />DPO: Henry, is this correct?<br />Policeman: no oh, oga na lie…<br />Scarlet boy: (totally enjoying this) oya Henry tell am wetin happen?<br />DPO: I don’t even want to hear it! (turning to me) sorry, don’t mind this inept oaf (ok, I added the last two words) abeg go about your business and you can be sure I will deal with him, so how is your brother…<br />And that’s how once again, this DPO saved me from the hyenas under him, omo, it’s good to know people oh!Anyway, Papa C being Papa C decided as he sometimes does to change the look and feel of the house (cheers), I mean, some of the stuff he was changing were older than me (just joking) but seriously, the house needed it and so out went the chairs, gen, curtains… and trust Papa C, he took his preferred role when we do such things at home “the general supervisor”. As for my younger bro, he got a heads up from my elder sister about my dad’s plans and ran to my brothers place in Lekki leaving me with Papa C! Ok, Papa C what color should the chairs take? And Papa C was like “I don’t know, you people should decide” this meant sending pictures of the cloth samples to all the members of my family and waiting for them to voice their comments, so we finally chose one, only for Papa C to choose another and give the guy making the chairs and I was like “Papa C why did you make me go through all this stress if you had one in mind” You just hear what Papa C said? “I just wanted to hear your opinion, after all I'm the one paying for it and in fact you people don’t even have style, imagine having chairs of that color and pattern in MY living room, I would have thought that with all the training and exposure… ” trust Papa C he went on and on… Ha my life!</div>scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-1542542802599662512009-08-20T18:01:00.000+01:002009-08-20T18:13:12.908+01:00Im Still Here!!!<span style="font-family:arial;">Gosh how time flies... its now abouy 2 months since asuu decided to go on strike and sad to say i cant even remember what i did last semester. I had thought that i would be able to read and all during the "holls" but i see myself getting lazier by the minute.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I have finished my chapter 1 of my project (cheering and hi 5's all around) and hopefully plan to finish my chapter 2 before the end of this month. im still yet to write something intresting... but soon, when i re-charge and upgrade my brain from its hibernation, i will definately post something intresting. So from me its ciao.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Ciao</span>scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-62063750491111111062009-07-22T15:33:00.002+01:002009-08-21T12:12:42.850+01:00Dstv and other matters arising...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEib-SHI-kwrNalv8U7kNCFx6LjD2EQHVuT3Q7VnpgZfh3_I8qBUzSwnJFMw6reJwQoLqu7HfGqAOciL8x_8YetrQrtKT38PsC7T1kT2DDmMQdZXL8o8A4Kuv_GAVbdJ7bw0L5ni_cFIbGM/s1600-h/dish.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 160px; height: 160px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEib-SHI-kwrNalv8U7kNCFx6LjD2EQHVuT3Q7VnpgZfh3_I8qBUzSwnJFMw6reJwQoLqu7HfGqAOciL8x_8YetrQrtKT38PsC7T1kT2DDmMQdZXL8o8A4Kuv_GAVbdJ7bw0L5ni_cFIbGM/s200/dish.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372371462161889058" border="0" /></a><br /><p class="MsoNormal">My fellow citizens of bloggsville, I'm BACK!!! Sorry for my absence, twasnt my fault. Ok, let’s see… I was very sick for like two weeks (the doctor said malaria, I know its ‘OWU’ a.k.a. lack of cash) and ive been struggling to regain my health and stuff. Then the case of my project, I feel like crying anytime I think about it, I don’t seem to be making any headway in mine, I'm still suck in chapter one, its as if whenever I want to type or work on it I loose all my inspiration In short, I run out of ideas.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Before I continue, I want to get something off my chest. I recently got re-acquainted with facebook while on my sick bed (well… there was nothing better to do). Frankly, I’ve never seen what the big deal is about this website, ok you can connect with your long lost friends and classmates and stuff and find out what they are up to, but to be honest facebook has become a nuisance! It’s no surprise to see a (taking unibend as an example) student on facebook, even till 5 minutes to their exams and opera mini has made it so accessible to all as with 0.00 naira you can browse and sleep in facebook. Now talking about people’s status, this is supposed to like show or tell people what ur doing at the moment abi? (that’s why its called a status update, duh!!) but trust naija, some people’s status sometimes fill a whole page, seriously! Then there was the <i style="">Michael Jackson </i>week, I nearly ran mad!!! In short, I don’t want to talk about it, its upsetting enough that I’m a fan (always have been, always will be a fan of the king of pop, Michael Jackson) And then there is talk about irrelevant things and events in ur life that frankly should only be known to you, who wants to know that you just got laid or 3 people are dying for you and shit. We sometimes over do things, one guy went as far as going graphic on his status I mean….. don’t we know the meaning of PG13? To some people its funny, I for one don’t send such things but lets be honest with ourselves, something’s that we sometimes post on facebook are uncalled for.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">(taking a deep breath…) and now for the order of the day, this past week has been one of sorts, I got 2 new phones (blushing) bringing my tally of working phones at my disposal to 6! Seriously, phone no deh gree spoil for my hand, so I retired my “old faithful” Motorola L7 and LG KP230 for a Nokia 5220 xpresmusic phone <span style=""> </span>and Sony Ericsson W710i, hmm… then my dad after some pressure decided that he was tired of watching the sub-standard programs on naija telly and decided to persuade the powers that be for DSTV. Ok, finished the installation and stuff, see me running up and down like a mad man trying to activate this account, from Saturday till they answered me on Monday, it was either call back in 2 hours or we have done it , or the smart mouths telling me how to operate a decoder! Asin,</p> <p class="MsoNormal">DSTV GUY: ok, Mr. scarlet boy, is this account yours?</p> <p class="MsoNormal">SCARLETBOY: (see me se trouble…) yes its my account</p> <p class="MsoNormal">DSTV GUY: are you sure the decoder is on?</p> <p class="MsoNormal">SCARLETBOY: (see me see trouble, am I retarded now?) yes now its telling me error 105 (and I go on to read it out)</p> <p class="MsoNormal">DSTV GUY: ok, change the channel to 209</p> <p class="MsoNormal">SCARLETBOY: (taking a deep breath) it has been on this channel since Saturday!!!</p> <p class="MsoNormal">DSTV GUY: ok, remove the smartcard, please be sure not to bend it or put it in water</p> <p class="MsoNormal">SCARLETBOY: (chei, I don die) Mr. Operator or customer service..</p> <p class="MsoNormal">DSTV GUY : the name is James</p> <p class="MsoNormal">SCARLETBOY : (with your voice like Scooby doo) Ok, <i style="">James</i> am I a kid that will bend the smartcard or do you think this is the first time I have seen a decoder or I'm sure ur thinking that this is like the 9<sup>th</sup> wonder of the world abi?</p> <p class="MsoNormal">DSTV GUY : I didn’t mean that, one cant be too careful…</p> <p class="MsoNormal">SCARLETBOY : (raising my voice) Or I tell you say na kitchen the decoder deh <span style=""> </span>abi?</p> <p class="MsoNormal">DSTV GUY : Ehm… I'm sorry for that statement</p> <p class="MsoNormal">SCARLETBOY : MSCHEEEEEEEW, sorry for yourself you twit!</p> <p class="MsoNormal">And in like 5 minutes the bloody decoder started working and I was like, is it until someone shouts and stuff before u guys act? Now trust my father, (from now on, Papa C) I had expected him to switch over to the winning side asin CNN and all but trust Papa C, lie lie, the man no gree at all, this guy na correct OLD SCHOOL!!! The first blow came only minutes after installation, Papa C said he wants to watch African magic, AFRICAN MAGIC!!!, ok, Papa C watch your home videos, by 8pm when I was gearing to watch MTV or a movie, my guy say I'm wan watch AIT news and I was like no problem Papa C, watch it on normal T.V, for where, the man said he wants to watch it on DSTV, see me se wahala…</p> <p class="MsoNormal">SCARLETBOY: But Papa C, we have AIT on normal T.V, </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Papa C: ehn, I know but that one makes my eyes pain me </p> <p class="MsoNormal">SCARLETBOY: (ooh… na now u know say ur eye deh pain u abi, since when you deh watch this AIT, your eye no deh pain you abi?) ok Papa C, watch your AIT.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>From AIT to NTA to CHANNELS, this man was watching all the local stations on DSTV and was even about to watch another home movie that they were showing on one of the local stations when I reminded him that come oh, u said you were tired of watching local stations abi, why are you still watching them on DSTV? And do you know how annoying it is for the whole house to watch what you are watching!!! But still he’s my Pa, and I love him so so much. Anyway, In my haste to get back home, I forgot my zoom data card in school, and now I have to settle for one cyber café down the road that has a very rude punk ass as its operator. And, since ASUU has decided to be ASUU, I'm stuck here for a while…</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Until I come your away some time very soon, I remain yours sincerely Scarlet boy wishing you a blessed and fun filled week.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Ciao</p>scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-80469505304695299782009-06-26T19:17:00.003+01:002009-06-26T19:30:36.892+01:00Random Mussings......<p class="MsoNormal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">Time flies... I finally finished my exams on Monday only to hear that the great ASUU had decided to go on an indefinite strike, and trust unibend, the school cleared in a couple of hours... thankfully, I was able to write my last paper for the semester thanks to Prof. Okojie’s (a.k.a MADDAM) influence... so after exams me and the guys decided to hang out over a copula beers and just chill, little did I know that I was to become the main issue that night. It turns out that moi, scarlet boy has not been doing well to his friends and generally making a fool of himself in the name of love (if it can be called that). Hard and cold accusations backed up by facts that even I couldn’t deny, and so I've been shown the correct path, but the simple truth of that night was that I found out that I have true friends who might not take a bullet for me but were willing to look me dead in the eye and tell me my mistakes (which truly I never knew were that much) and the way forward, and for that I’m truly grateful, it took a lot of guts.</i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">Now thanks to ASUU, I’ve been reduced to a very jobless individual, with lots of sleep, sleep and more sleep!!! But like a "scholar" (I claim it) I have my mind on my project and my project on my mind. I can’t even imagine that I haven’t even started; this goes to show how serious Mr. Scarlet boy is!<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">I’ve been <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>wanting <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>to ask a general question, why is it that when a guy wants a gal so bad and he shows such likeness, she mostly shuns him but when that moment has passed and the guy has gotten over her, that sorta likeness now starts coming from her own end? The same applies to the guys. Now I have thought about it time and time again and I want to clarify the question by giving 3 examples using myself as a case study.<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">Case1 – the ex…<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">I dated a gal sometime last year and thought we were in love (if that truly exists) all for us to end cos according to her (I’m sure I’ve mentioned this in one of my previous posts)she couldn’t cope with the distance and stuff (she was in Lagos and I was based in Benin as per school and all) and I'm not ashamed to say this any time any day, I practically begged to work something out (although the fault was mine cos I broke up with her first and all) and she declined saying all sorta things and giving all type of excuses. So I did the hardest thing, I let her go and got a grip of my life, in other words, I moved on. Now my own version of moving on is no calls, txt messages, no sympathy visits and such. I just keep my distance, and so like a month ago, I get a message from her telling me how much she’s been missing me and then the calls keep coming <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>and I'm like ki lo de? This is someone I haven’t seen or hasn’t bothered to call me and stuff telling me this and that whether we can still work things out and stuff (ok, she wasn’t that direct but I got the message) and what comes to mind is that, why did it take you more than a year to remember that you missed me and stuff? Or wasn’t the grass greener over there?<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">Case 2 – The Friend…<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">Now, this gal goes into my list of <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>maybe’s. Now because of this chic, I broke one of my most sacred rules of dating aside from dating a friend’s sister which is dating the ex of a friend. Now, before you start criticizing me and stuff let me explain. We were close in our year one but from 2 we drifted apart to the hello, hi kind of guys. Anyway, the babe became friendly and stuff and trust Scarlet boy, I became friendly too, as they say, you cant have too many friends. After a while, I noticed that she was becoming more than friendly and we talked about that and she said and I quote "it doesn’t matter", I talked about it with my friends and they also gave me the green light, so like any red blooded guy, I "did well", I started showing her attention and stuff and all went well till the day I finally asked her out and after stalling asked me about my friend and I was like see me see trouble, I asked you this question some time ago and there was nothing wrong with the whole idea of us getting close, but now when I’m loving up, you are asking me about him. the next thing she said was for me to give her some time, since we were in the festive season as in, December and all, so I gave her till the new year to decide and boy did she have her answer then, I quote "scarlet boy, I really like you but my friends are saying that our going out is a bad idea" and that ended it. That was 2 years ago. I called her sometime last week to ask how exams and all had been for her and she was all missing and stuff and I was like what the... this is someone that downright rejected me and even a very reliable source told me that if I was to ask her out right now, she would readily agree, and I'm like???<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">Case 3 – The not too smart guy…<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">Now I never believed I would turn down someone in my life, enter... what shall I call her... ok lets call her B. Now, B came at a time when all was going well for me, I wasn’t as broke as I am these days, the chicks were all liking me and stuff and generally, I felt like I had the whole world at my feet. Then came my secret admirer, she started by calling and stuff and when that didn’t work, she asked for a meeting, we met and I saw that she was...ok... but since I had seen other chicks that had more "prospects" so I shunned her, avoided her and even when she gave herself to me on a platter of gold, I turned her down. In short, I was a complete asshole. Now I’ve been thinking of her of late, I think its because I see her friend like everyday (she’s my neighbor) so I met her online last week and we got chatting and stuff and I just started feeling things I normally didn’t feel for her before, it was like someone opened a reservoir and my emotions tumbled out, I told her my mind and she simply sent a laughing smiley and the next thing I see is a picture of her kissing another guy, and I was like what the???<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">Now using the given examples, what do you think is wrong with people or to bring it home, what is wrong with the people I meet, its either they realize too late that they like me ormyself realizing that I like them too late or… it’s as if like the poem I posted in an earlier post, I'm confused, they are confused and in short we are all a bunch of confused people.<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">I'm outa here.<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">P.S<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">I'm developing a crush on someone, its now so bad that I now have dreams of her, please miss… whoever you are, where can I see you again (she’s gone home thanks to ASUU, oh my bed’s so gonna be cold for a while lol).<o:p></o:p></i></p>scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-49763204328558891252009-06-20T15:37:00.003+01:002009-06-20T15:44:59.411+01:00The Tip Of The Iceberg...<em><span style="font-family:georgia;">Exams, exams, exams… this is by far the most stressful exams Unibend has conducted first, there was the ASUU strike (don’t get me started on that…) that ended in them shifting my exams forward by 2 weeks, about what I did in those two weeks, hmm… another story for another day. And unibend in their own bendly way decided to make things more interesting. After a week of exams, they issued a circular stating that the exams will be ending the upper week!!! U go fear rushing now, some people had two exams on the same day, which was not like a new thing for my class since in our year 1 they made us write 3 exams on the same day! Others had on Sunday, SUNDAY!!!<br />And so my department, the one and only (in their small minds) economics and statistics decided that they were tired of using their lecturers as invigilators (like we even have up to 15 lecturers) and decided to use the non teaching staff as in, secretaries, drivers and so on to invigilate. Trust my classmates, there were ecstatic looking for the best possible option, whether E’pa or his crew were involved (now, E’pa is…how do I put this… a serious runs man, he works for the former HOD or the current HOD anyway, when E’pa has your back, boy are you covered. He is very helpful when it comes to re-arranging ur seatmates and all…) anyway these non academic staff virtual turned our halls into market places where using of chuckuli a.k.a. missiles, bomb, bullets, expo… were fully sanctioned, with a price of course.<br />Anyway my exams have turned me to a vampire or a nocturnal creature and trust students now, during exams there’s no available space for reading night or day and so my favorite reading spot, pharmacy a.k.a. bedbugville became infested with the serious, the unserious and the clowns who just come to class to constitute or sleep as if they don’t have homes… Anyway yesterday, I was at one bouka like that trying to satisfy my tummy before reading when something very funny happened. Now, girls before you look at me as a hater or something let me say this I LOVE GIRLS, frankly, I don’t know what we guys will ever do without u guys but sometimes una deh FUCKUP!!! Now like I said I was in a bouka eating and grumbling on the quantity of the food compared to the price I was paying then these two guys walked in with two girls in tow, now these girls had chicken republic take away packs with them and I guessed that they were just from there cos the girls were still eating their ice cream like some 2 year olds and really flaunting their packs. Now for those of you who don’t know, sorry to say the typical unibend girl is…HUNGRY!! Open a new joint and you see all of them looking for a potential maga that will take them out… anyway like I was saying, the guys sat down and ordered for food, and I was like ki lo de? Are you guys not from chicken republic, what are you doing in a bouka? Abi food don finish for that side? And while the girls ate their chicken and chips, the guys were busy with their 100 naira a plate rice, the sad part was that the girls finished their chicken and chips, asked for spoons and joined these guys to eat their small food, I overheard one of the guys saying that the food in chicken republic porges him and its only at boukas that he can eat without fear and I was like shey I resemble small pikin weh una go deh throw this kind lie for abi? Time to pay, the guys were out of money and when they asked the girls, trust the typical unibend girl, she said she didn’t have any money on her. Now, ask me how much they asked for, 50 naira and I was like for Gods sake how wont you have money with you!!! I just couldn’t take it any more, I had to leave before I would be “led by the spirit” to say something. Now why do girls do this, you make yourself so cheap in the eyes of guys. I remember a date I had with a girl some time back, at the end of lunch (it was at a respectable restaurant by the way) we were actually fighting for who would pay the bill, I had to convince her to pay for the taxi that would take us home at the end before she let go. Believe me girls, its things like this that trips a responsible guy, not one who is in it for the “wiping” I’m yet to see this in unibend, when a girl will just decide to spoil her boyfriend for a day, I have come across a lot of girls in my 4 years here and anytime I ask this, the response I get is “why will I spend for a guy”? or “guys are supposed to take care of us” what happened to the saying you girls readily quote “what a man can do, a woman can do better” does it not apply here or you use it at your own convenience, the girls over here (unibend) need to change their mentality and know that life is not about me! me! Me!!!, others are also involved, life is not always about the fast lane. Rolling with the car owners, gong clubbing and shit. There are times you should actually ask “what the fuck am i doing in school!!” a sad story was of the girls who because of a party left the school at past 2 am and headed to town to flex and ended up being sex slaves for the night. All for partly sums or no money at all, I mean has it come to that, that the typical unibend girl is known for one or 3 things, a very serious girl (10%), a nymphomaniac (60%) or a full blown… you do the maths. we really have a long way to go in this great school…<br />I’m finally finishing my exams on Monday next week and I’m so so tired, I pray I don’t have a nervous or a health breakdown soon with all the stress im going through right now!</span></em>scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-22420890722395320372009-06-08T14:35:00.002+01:002009-06-08T15:17:24.668+01:00Judgement Day...<span style="font-family:arial;">(Gong, gong, gong…) the bell fag rings the bell for the last wake up call this session, gradually the school comes alive with junior students scurrying like rats, rushing to get water and trying in vain to look for their missing items (clothes, buckets and all…) shouts of “hey that junior boy!” rent the air as the lazier senior students look for an unfortunate junior student to get water or do demeaning chores for them (trust me, if u don’t think washing somebody’s boxers isn’t demeaning then…).</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">This was the scene every last day of the term but the highpoint was at the end of the session. I remember my time as a junior student. I dreaded this day because of the amount of work, gosh! We had to make sure the hostel was spick and span (hope I got that right, anyway I isn’t no English student jare... ) where was I… ehem, the seniors would pair us and make us do stupid things like slap ourselves, burst or pick their pimples like some lower primates if not that, there was the massage session or washing spree! But we did all this with gladness knowing it was only a matter of hours before school would officially be on break and all elements of seniority would end (at least for a month…) but like all things good, there was a bad side to the last day of the session, that was the day you got to see your result for the term and session and know if you were going to the next class or not. It was popularly known as “judgment day”. Now unlike many of you guys that went to “crème” schools, where your teachers first talked to you before giving you your result, which was usually in a sealed envelope and shit… my school announced the people that moved on to the next class, got promoted on trial, repeated, and those that were asked to withdraw from the school. Most times you never knew where you stood till they had passed your class. I remember my last judgment day vividly… I was in ss1, and we had been hearing rumors about the new rule that only allowed people with 6 credits and above including math’s and English to be promoted (believe me they enforced things like this to the letter, I’m a living example but that’s another story for another day…) anyway, and since yours truly sucked at math’s (back then if I may add) I was among the many students that prayed throughout the night for a miracle (ok, let me be honest, like 10 minutes, but that was a big step for me then). So by 12pm, the bell fag rang the bell for the special parade and after the long prayers and talks by different members of staff we got down to the main business of the day (now we always prayed something would happen to our commandant or the weather would make things easy for us, although there was this one time in my Jss2 that it rained throughout the day but trust my kill joy commandant, he made us do it by 7pm that evening!)<br />Commandant – “yes the name of those to repeat in jss1 silver”<br />Students – groan<br />And he went on and on till he got to my class…<br />Commandant –“ss1 emerald. Out of a class of 40, we have 32 people that passed, 8 repeat and 2 to withdraw”<br />Scarlet boy – “please God!”<br />Commandant –“those to repeat are as follows…”<br />Scarlet boy – “I’ll be good. I’ll give alms to the poor, I’ll stop being greedy, I’ll start going to church on Sundays! Ooh I’ll be soo GOOD!!!”<br />Commandant – “Number 1…”<br />Scarlet Boy – PLEASE GOD!!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">And so the torture went on, believe me those 2 or so minutes were like 10 years, it was as if time stood still, everywhere was quiet with the occasional shriek or sobs by people whose name had been called, it was till he moved on to the next class that I actually realized that I made it! I gave a very big YES!! (That earned me 12 strokes of the bulalla or fan belt I really don’t remember) and hugs and kisses (yeah right, that sounded nice) to all my classmates for successfully moving on to the next class.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Yeah that was some day.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">p.s</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">im starting exams on wednesday, thanks to ASUU. and im so not ready!! sha God Deh</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Ciao...</span>scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-24229355953674150772009-05-12T00:02:00.010+01:002009-05-12T05:27:22.228+01:00something for the weekMonday, monday... my system finaly decided to show me that its still important, it refused to start up, so i had no other option than to format it. i lost all my songs, videos, pictures (chei, that one pain me sha!!!), term paper drafts, assignments and my project materials. im still in shock believe me. i have vowed NEVER to buy any HP product AGAIN!!! See these oyibo people ehn, they want to ruin my life, but God pass them. Right now, im in one seedy cafe at anatomy gate (the side gate of UNIBEND) next to some lads filling their jamb forms online (gosh, do people still write that exam) and one "yahoo boy" that has started asking me when im sleeping so he will use my laptop to browse, im praying to God that the police or "the real owners" of the laptop dont come and collect it from me who just happens to "hold it" for them. yes, one cow died behind my faculty over the weekend and trust unibend authorities, they refused to remove the carcas (hope i spelt that right if not, na una sabi!!!) anyway where was i, yes so they turned us to ninjas, see everybody with hankies over their noses even. even some kind gals wey their body/hair odour deh compete with the smell also cover their nose (chei, i don see things oh!!!) i can still taste the smell (if there is anything like that) of the dead cow and i deh tell my papa say na school i come...<br />Back to reality... ive managed to get the bulk of my materials sha, frankly, im in no mood to post anything as im tired, confused, fustrated... anyway i just wanted to share this wondaful piece from someone i cant get enough of (pity he doesn't blog anymore) MR FINEBOY. Enjoy.<br /><br />Son of my Father....<br /><br />I was awoken by a phone call from my popsi this morning men. Omo! The man called at like 7.30, and I was still half-way in dreamland when the man started . See, my pops doesn’t just call to talk . The guy go use grammar explode your head! Na so the guy wan use English dabaru my brain today o.<br /><br />Popsi: Well, son, what are your instincts about the Atiku fiasco? Nigeria is markedly facing an irrevocably devastating cataclysm no matter how much these bloody despots try to dress the situation up……..<br /><br />What??? Men, me I’m having a hard time deciding between scones and eggs or yam and corned beef for breakfast, and this baba is talking politics this early momo. Since I started my master’s at this school sef, my popsi has just started seeing me as some young genius that he can be discussing current affairs with. I wouldn’t even mind if the guy didn’t use all these words to finish me! Ah ah!<br /><br />Me: Yeah Dad, it’s a pretty sad situation.<br /><br />Popsi: Of course it is son, but what are your thoughts? You as a third world youth, surveying the world through the eyes of one who is not only an envoy in the diaspora, but also a citizen and denizen of both civilizations. Your perspective is particularly unique in terms of your intrinsic loyalties, isn’t it? Your birthplace in the west and your so called motherland in the third world must make the reconciliation process a battle…….<br /><br />Chei! This man men! Omo, this guy should leave me alone! All this grammar! I just mumbled something about the whole world being in trouble, and said I had to hurry up and get ready for an early morning class. After I dropped the phone, I swear I almost had to pour cold water on my head because it was sizzling!<br /><br />Popsi men, the guy na one kin’ guy. When I wrote my personal essay for my master’s, I sent it out to him and my older siblings to edit. Meeeeen! If you see the way the baba scatter grammar for the thing eh? As in, I got his comments back and I was confused. The guy wanted to wound me with oyinbo o. I didn’t even bother trying to decipher what the hell he was trying to say in the e-mail men. That’s how I would have asked the baba and he would have given more machine gun fire. I just allow am men.<br /><br />I think my popsi’s employees have suffered it the worst.<br /><br />We used to have one driver like this, Mr. Sunday. Just remembering the dude is cracking me up. He was short and stocky, with a thick neck and a basketball head. Remember Giringori from new Masquerade??? The guy looked exactly like him. In fact, maybe na the guy sef.<br /><br />As in, Mr. Sunday was a character. One day, he came to work, and he had apparently gotten into trouble for something. All I remember was my popsi shouting,<br /><br />“Sunday, your impropriety and incivility have begun to reach insanely astronomical proportions! Your portfolio of misdeeds is ridiculously embarrassing and if you don’t make an effort to change, you’d end up like just another statistic in the number of employees physically assaulted by their employers. You should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself, and this is the last admonishment you will ever get from me, you imbecile!”<br /><br />My popsi went inside the house.<br /><br />Omo! Mr. Sunday was dazed. The guy just sat on the pavement, staring into space for a minute. He now started scratching his head with both hands, then started rubbing it, and then finally burst into tears...…as in serious weeping o!<br /><br />You had to see it to believe it. Our steward, Mr. Morris noticed Mr. Sunday bawling his eyes out and went to find out what was wrong with him. As in, the guy’s shoulders were heaving up and down, and he was mumbling something in Calabar, almost wailing o.<br /><br />Mr.Morris: Sunday, wetin happen now?<br /><br />Mr. Sunday looked up at his colleague.<br /><br />“Ha! Morris! Oga don kill me o.”<br /><br />Mr.Morris: How oga take kill you?<br /><br />Mr. Sunday: You dey ask me question....aaaaah.... I say Oga don finish my life patapata. Chineke! My pikin dem go suffer o.....<br /><br />Mr.Morris: Sunday, no dey cry now. You no know say you be big man? No cry. Wetin happen?<br /><br />Mr.Sunday: Morris respect yasef o! Respect yasef! I dey tell you say I don die finish, you dey ask me tory. Eeeeeeeeeh! (loud weeping)<br /><br /><br />Mr.Morris: Sunday, I wan help you now! If you no talk, how person go take help you?<br /><br />Mr.Sunday: Chinekemeee! Oga don sack me o! Oga don send me comot.<br /><br />Mr.Morris looked at him in shock. “Sack ke? Wetin you do?”<br /><br />Mr.Sunday: I no know o……haaaaa (Calabar mumbling)<br /><br />Mr.Morris: So why oga go sack you? Wetin oga talk gan gan?<br /><br />Mr.Sunday: Haaaa! Oga swear for my mama and papa o! E just dey fire the English one by one on top my head. Karatimbim, paratombom! Oga swear for me well well! I no hear one thing wey oga talk o! But the grammar wey im use, I no say this one na the battle to end all battles. Help me beg oga, abeg.<br /><br />That’s how my popsi came back out, ready to leave for work. He saw Mr.Sunday crying on the ground.<br /><br />“Sunday, are you alright?”<br /><br />Mr. Sunday lay prostrate on the gravel. The crying now entered full gear.<br /><br />“Aaaaaaaaaah! Oga abeeeeg sah! Eeeeeeh! Take me back Oga sah. I no go do bad again oga. My papa, God bless you sah. Eeeeeeeeh! I get four pikin….”<br /><br />“My friend, get up and get in the car! What in the world do you mean ‘take you back’? Who fired you? What a twit!”<br /><br />Mr.Sunday sprang up, a huge grin across his face. “Na God go bless you oga!”<br /><br />The funny thing was that Mr. Sunday was actually a very brave guy. He wasn’t afraid to curse people out in front of my popsi o, and the dude had the filthiest mouth ever. He was a short little trouble maker.<br /><br />I know I’m diverting away from the original topic, but let me yarn you about Mr. Sunday small. Kai, una sef like tory! Anyway, the guy used to harass people on the road all the time, and the guy’s catalogue of curse words was something else. The dude was hilarious.<br /><br />If he saw a girl walking by in a miniskirt, he would say “See this yeye monkey! Na ashawo o! Na another woman husband she dey follow o!”<br /><br />The guy would cuss anybody on the road. His usual weapon was the can of insecticide in the glove compartment. If he was cursing somebody out he would shout,<br /><br />“Wait, wait. I go flit your face now. God punish you!” and would start fumbling around in the glove compartment.<br /><br />I’ll never forget one incident one morning, on the way to school. Mr. Sunday was driving, I was sat at the back, my brother CM was in the passenger seat, and my cousin Teni was in the back as well. Apparently, some guy nearly hit Mr.Sunday's car. That’s how he started.<br /><br />“Damboroba! Your mama go die! You dey crase, I know say no be ya fahicle sef! Your papa sef no buy bicycle. Sharrap!”<br /><br />The other guy looked pissed! He signalled Mr. Sunday to park, so that they could fight, while as usual, Mr. Sunday started fiddling around for his insecticide.<br /><br />“I go flit your face! Na me go marry ya wife today….come make I flit your face! Yeye man!”<br /><br />The other guy was unfazed. He shouted at Mr. Sunday to follow him, so that they could park in a nice spot and fight. The guy’s eyes were red o!<br /><br />The guy made a left, and Mr. Sunday followed him. We were egging him on as well, and he goes,<br /><br />“Leave am, I go beat am ehn, im mama sef no go know am. Bastard man!”<br /><br />When the guy wanted to make the next right, he pointed right and trafficated, well in advance. When Mr.Sunday made the right as well, the guy pumped his fist in the air outside his window, as if to say, “Yes! Come on!” The guy was up for it o.<br /><br />Na so Mr. Sunday begin sweat. The guy in the other car slowed down and trafficated and pointed left. Mr. Sunday attempted to turn right, saying to us “No mind am. If no be say you go late for school eh, I for beat am well well.”<br /><br />What?? There was no way we were going to let the guy off like that o. All of us just started shouting,<br /><br />“Noooo!!!! Mr. Sunday follow him, follow him! So you can beat him up and teach him a lesson!”<br /><br />The pressure was too much, and his pride was at stake. Mr. Sunday reluctantly followed the guy and parked behind him. He was sweating profusely now.<br /><br />We were just cracking up at this point. The other guy was fuming!!! Kai, this guy was sure to brush Mr.Sunday's life!<br /><br />The bobo jumped out of his car and bounded to Mr. Sunday.<br /><br />“My mama? Heh, my mama?”<br /><br />With one short quick move, the guy had jacked the short and stout Mr. Sunday, lifting him clean off the ground! Chei! Mr. Sunday was shaking like a leaf. I think the dude was even disappointed that Mr. Sunday was such a punk. He goes,“I go break your head today! My own mama?”<br /><br />Silence.<br /><br />"Hehn? My mama?"<br /><br />We heard Mr.Sunday saying at the bottom of his voice, almost whispering,<br /><br />“Gree me go, bros. Gree me go abeg.”<br /><br />“Heh???”<br /><br />“Gree me go, my senior bros. No disgrace me in front my pikins dem.... I just dey make mouth. My mouth too much....”<br /><br />Oh My God, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life. The guy just dropped Mr. Sunday and spat at him as he walked to the car. When he got into the car, Mr.Sunday didn’t say anything for like 15 minutes. Then when the way don clear well well, he said,<br /><br />“Na because of una I no beat that man o. Yeye man, im mama for no know am.”<br /><br />That was Mr.Sunday for you o. Joker.<br /><br />Anyway, sorry, back to Chief Fineboy. That’s how the man is always using grammar to scatter his employee’s heads o. Even we, his kids, used to be on the receiving end of his oyinbo assaults. We hated getting into trouble, ‘cos he would make you feel like an ass without even touching you.<br /><br />I remember one time, I went to this party with my older brother and my friend Prettyboy. We didn’t tell anyone we were going out, and when we got home at about 1 am, Chief Fineboy was sitting in the ante-room by the front door, asleep on a sofa. Damn! He had clearly been waiting up for us. As soon as we walked in, he just looked at us, and said “You urchins finally arrive. Welcome home,” and went upstairs.<br /><br />We were dumbfounded. Thank God! No yawa! My popsi was travelling to the South of France the next morning, and we were supposed to be joining him in two days. We used to go to Provence every Summer for a week before heading to London. Our family always stayed at this villa that belonged to Monsieur Perpignani, Chief Fineboy’s French friend and business partner.<br /><br />The next morning, I went to say hello to my popsi. That’s how the guy just looked at me.<br /><br />“Morning. You boys continually choose to act like buffoons. If you want to be buffoons, I will treat you as such. By the way, your France trip is cancelled.”<br /><br />Yeeeeepa! Men I wan die o! Remember as a kid, all you lived for was your trips abroad during the holidays? Kai, I was gonna go back to school with the same bafs and shoes. That was the worst punishment ever. That was typical Chief Fineboy o. His weapon was always his mouth, and if I start giving you examples of some of his verbal assaults, we go dey here all day.<br /><br />But I think his worst punishment ever was the 404 episode. Omo men, I’m getting teary-eyed just thinking about it. See, my late grandfather had a Peugeot 404. Before he died, he left it in his will for my popsi. You know those ooooooold 404’s with the diamond shaped headlights? Like 1950 something!!!!!Well, Chief Fineboy loved his popsi to death and was so proud of the fact that his father had left him the car. It was parked in a garage at the house for ages, until one yeye driver that we had, Baba Ala, had a bright idea.<br /><br />“Eskis sa! That 404 is still very good o! Ejo sah, please give me the car. It’s in very good condition.”<br /><br />I think my popsi just thought about it, and said….hmm…if the car still ran well, it would be an honour to his father if he actually made use of it instead of just leaving it parked there.<br /><br />Kai! One day, I was leaving school with Prettyboy (he was coming to my house), when I spotted the car. Hehn!!! It couldn’t be that 404 o! Everybody was walking out of school, and that bastard driver, Baba Ala, had gone and parked the 404 between a C-class benz and a lexus. This couldn’t be happening! Jesus Christ! I was so bloody embarrassed, I just walked past the car. That’s how the guy started shouting o…<br /><br />“FIIIIIIIIINEBOY!!!!!! Wa o! Je ka ma lo le!!” (Come here, let’s go home!)<br /><br />Bloody hell! EVERYBODY turned to stare at me and that morrafucka Prettyboy just disappeared into the crowd like he didn’t know me o. Men! I got into the pangolo car, and I think I died. The seats were even high again, so everybody would see you as you rode around in it. All the babes were cracking up, and my rep suffered a devastating blow that day.....chei!<br /><br />Needless to say I never lived that one down, and I never forgave my popsi. He even tried to give me one yeye explanation.<br /><br />“When one’s parents bequeath something of such enormous emotional significance, it’s only right to appreciate it and utilise the gift. I hope you shall do the same when I leave the 404 to you, son.”<br /><br />Yeah right...scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-20781113220884703812009-05-09T12:03:00.001+01:002009-05-09T12:28:57.288+01:00getting serious...(i wish)<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height:115%"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Hmm…its been one hell of a week!! Approved my project topic (cheers!!!) by the way its….. sha its something to do with the stock market and economic development sha. Why are you looking at at me like that, I have exams and other things to prepare for so my project has to wait. Madam is fine, thanks for your comments last week. Its been make up, breakups and more make ups (gulp… I think I'm in love!) I have been reading like a muda! so i plan to go dark for a while but dont worry i will be back immediately after my exams i promise (scouts honor!) </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">but knowing me I’ll be back here some time next week (mind over body…..) but I promise you, my next post will be so so…</span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal">STAY TUNED</p>scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-23027491761768087762009-04-28T12:13:00.000+01:002009-04-28T12:57:24.298+01:00The Saga Continues...<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;line-height:115%"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">Hmm… my life feels like a soap opera these days, right now I’m a mixture of anger, confusion and sadness. Let me let down my walls just this once, like they say, when you have a problem , one of the best ways of solving it is to get it off your chest by talking bout it…</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;line-height:115%"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">Now I have a confession to make, I’ve never been a “ladies man” per se, in fact there was a time my dad thought I was gay cos I never had any female friends! I was and still am very much of a loner, keeping few friends and even sometimes when some people want to be friendly to me… best put like this, it takes a lot for me to actually be friends with someone, but once we are friends, there is no limit to the things I can do for you. I regard my friends that much! Anyway one of the few things I found out about myself as I was growing up was that while most of my friends and age mates found it very easy or natural to meet someone out of the blue and start chatting, collecting numbers and all, it was near impossible for me to do this. I can actually count the number of gals I’ve walked up to to say hi just for the fun of it. Now I also found out that I'm the kind of person that falls in love so easily, asin its really bad, so its no surprise that all break ups have left me devastated, asin u don’t want to see me after a breakup, no matter how short the duration of the relationship. Now why am I telling you guys this I wonder, frankly I don’t know… I just feel pissed with myself that I keep on falling in love with people that always end up hurting me. I have been hurts so many times that I feel I don’t know how I'm ever going to love someone again. I have been seeing this girl for the past month and the amount of SHIT I've had to put up with ehn, has left me with two choices, break up with her and get on with my life or, wait and see if she… well if she decides to behave herself. Now I really don’t even know why most times people ask too much from me, for God’s sake I'm a freeking human being! First it was the restriction on the level of intimacy for now till we’re fully grounded (whatever she means by that I don’t know, but make she remember say body no be wood oh!!), and I was like “ok, its going to be hard but I’ll try to keep my hands</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">and lil’ scarlet boy to myself” then she always wants to be around me every single day every single free period even on Sundays, she insists I come join her fellowship and I'm like “o gal, dat one no just fit happen cos if there is anything I can toy with, never my religion”</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">before you know it, you will be asking me to stop talking to my friends and stuff (gosh, I'm supposed to have a life too you know!!), then the worst part, she's soooo possessive!!! Gosh now I know what chris brown must have been going through, anyway we were only 1 week and trouble reared its ugly head. Now see me see trouble, she invited me to her fellowship on Sunday and normally I would have declined but in the name of “love” I obliged gosh had I known. First the service was supposed to start by 8.am and I was there by 8.15am, (abeg I no try), the person that invited me strolled in by past 10am, and then asked me to join her outside after I had secured a good seat! And I was like “hell no, we will see after service. Now please tell me, what did I do wrong? After service it became a tug of war ehn ok sorry for “abandoning you” na I’m the gal deh use me shine! Ok, my cool side took over oya sorry… I begged this gal till 7 pm. Before she gree, I no try? (two slaps for doing that, twai!!, twai!!)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;line-height:115%"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">Wednesday the next week was another thing all together, now I saw her at “main gate” (the campus main gate) and we exchanged pleasantries and all that and the…(deep breath), she told me about a party in Ekosodin (the students village behind school, note she didn’t invite me) and I was like ok, have fun. I called her like past 6 and she still didn’t say anything, ok see me trying to stuff some books in my head, when I get a call, this is past 8 and she’s like come over please I want to se you. Now for those of you that don’t know Unibend, ekosodin is the worst place in terms of security, it has the highest number of cult killings and robberies and to crown it all I’ve lost 3 friends in that hell hole. I find it difficult to go there in the day time talk less of at night, so I’m like “please I’m not sure I will be able to make it” and she’s like “this is a time to show that you really love me”( now due to some recent events I’ve become very paranoid, there are some things I cant no matter what you do or say do) so I was like “I’ll pass” and she was like “ok, I know what to do” and I was like (see me see wahala)“oh gal, do whatever you want to do oh!”. Now tell me, what did I do wrong? I thought she was the one forming Jackie Shan!!! Anyway I was sitting in my room watching Chelsea thrash Liverpool (go blues go!!) when I hear a knock on my door, I open and there stands O looking like I’ve killed her favorite dog, “come in ” I say and she’s like “I want to see you” and I’m like “ok”, so we step outside</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">and she starts ranting like a real mad woman saying things like</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">“I came here to shame you since you are too scared to come to ekosodin, I have come here” (na you know the evil spirit weh deh push you), “I’m 10 times of a man than you”(yeah right, try taking a piss standing straight), “I’m so disappointed in you, and you claimed to love me” (cos say I say I love you no mean say I go enter lions den for you ehn!) now don’t get me wrong, I like this gal die but, like my friend will say, love with your heart but at the same time don’t lock out your head. And so the insults kept on pouring and before you know it an hour had passed and when she was spent</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">(trust me I know better than to trade words with a girl and one on her “period” at that) I saw her back to where she could take a bus home… gosh I miss the old me, the vicious, insultive, crazy lad, where is he (note to self, look for the old scarlet boy, he is greatly needed)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;line-height:115%"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman';">I’m tired, I miss the days when I was single and was responsible to nobody, when I could dress like an “madman” and to hell with everyone, when I could stop and clown around with any gal I happened to meet on the way and not feel as if I was cheating on someone, when I didn’t have to turn to a vampire because of free mid night calls, when I didn’t owe nobody any call, when… I’m just tired, I’ve been looking for a serious relationship for some time but now I’m in one it seems as if I’m not just ready for it and the thought of breaking someone’s heart really pains me…(though, reverse might be the case here) I’m as confused as a dog in a calabar mans kitchen…. Sha lets see how the remaining episodes play out in the series “the life and times of scarlet boy, season 4” in short I’m CONFUSED, TIRED AND SICK OF EVERYTHING!!! Gosh I want to be single again!!</span><o:p></o:p></span></p>scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-19804612207697075022009-04-18T14:24:00.002+01:002009-04-18T14:26:08.369+01:00A Letter To My Mum<p class="MsoNormal">Dear mom,<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal">It’s been a while; tomorrow will make it 10 years since that fateful morning. I really miss you, I wish you could see me now, I have really changed. I’m now a lot taller, I now keep a beard which I manage to trim when I can. A lot has changed at home oh, Moe, is now a Doctor, yeah she’s serving at Adamawa, and Onasek is in his second year in Unibend, don’t worry I’m looking after him like you would have asked me to. Kings is also a Doctor and he’s also married with a beautiful child, Maris is also married and has a child, Ben is also married and yes with a beautiful baby girl C.E O is also married with a child, Italo is also married with a child and christo is also married, you should see granny, she cant get enough of her grand children and I know if you were here, you would have been so proud of them. Dad really misses you, most times he try’s to hide it but we all see and pretend we don’t know whats up. You are always a reference point on how a good wife, mother and life partner should be. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">I made my junior WAEC though and went on to make my WAEC &NECO though I know if you were around, the result would have been a lot better. I am now in my finals, yeah I know its seems like yesterday when you dropped me off in Jos, and as promised I chose Unibend, sorry Uniben but ended up studying Economics And Statistics and not Electrical Engineering as we earlier agreed, I was not just feeling the whole science thing I know you would have understood. I have been diligent in my studies just like you wanted, I copy my notes and do my assignments, remember the time in pry 5 when you found out I wasn’t copying my notes and after a serious thrashing went around looking for my classmates to get notes for me and ended up copying them for me, I haven’t missed a note since then or the time I was asked to repeat my JSS2 because I didn’t make math’s and you took the next bus to Jos to raise hell, only a mother like you would do that.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">The church you used to love singing in has been completed (finally), wish you could see it, it’s fully air conditioned and the choir you used to sing in now has new robes (thank God for that). Nobody has been able to fill the soprano part as everyone still says your voice was the best, your friends in the choir are still there and always have fond tales of you, the choir master is still there, at over 80 he is still faithful to his brand, gulder. Lets see… yes, the children’s Sunday school hall has also been completed and plans have been made to fix interlocking pavement stones in front to further beautify the surroundings. Lets see… yes festac has also undergone some major transformations, from bad to worse asin (ooh.. sorry for that) the roads are worse and light is now so bad that everyone now has a generator !</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Im sorry I wasn’t at your burial, I haven’t forgiven myself for not coming home even after you asked me to, I was angry at what now is so irrelevant, I have to live with the fact that I was angry with you till you passed. Im so sorry and hope that when I see you again you would be able to forgive me… just know that I will never forget you, everything you have taught me has not been discarded as I still draw wisdom from conversations we had way back and even recently your diaries, I feel most times when I read them we are communicating, you will always be a part of me as I see you everyday, from your photo in my wallet to the portrait in the houses in Benin and Lagos. I have a lot of questions to ask you like why and how… but I will leave them and a whole lot more for the day we finally meet and are reunited once again. I love and miss you so much and trust me I will pass everything you taught me down to my children who will do the same to theirs… My only prayer is that I can find someone as intelligent, beautiful, caring, special… as you. But like they say, you were truly one in a million.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MUM!!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Your loving son</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Scarletboy</p>scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-10666049186248949932009-04-18T14:20:00.000+01:002009-04-18T14:23:19.017+01:00im back<p class="MsoNormal">Gosh, its been long oh… I missed blogging (sob) it wasn’t my fault, it was the<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>devil (yeah right). But seriously, I have been on the verge of loosing it for the past 2weeks. First my phone miraculously restored my messages (believe me im stil in shock), I finaly got someone with windows installation CD and repaired my OS and my PC Is back and better. So I made a promise to myself that if my system works ehn, I will delete all manner of…(ehem) “movies” I had. So see me deleting my “stash” of (ehem) movies and I got so carried away that I deleted my “legal” movies ehn , I lost my transformers 2 that I just downloaded, my x-men<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>wolverines revenge, even my collectables like season 1 and 2 of the boondocks… gosh I know I shed a tear for my lost films, I short lets observe a moment of silence for my lost movies…………. Thank you. Now the global financial crisis that had eluded me for some time finaly found its way back home. See me running up and down looking for money, my brothers on the other hand now decided that that was the best time to move to new houses and stuff, so automatically that meant nothing from them. The new song is “you know I just moved ” (yeah right but you bought a plasma TV from mega plaza for about 450k) asin im just tired.<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Had a very quiet easter, (when ur broke, u wan cough?) and decided that I would rather die in Lagos than in Benin and so I packed my things and took the first (and I mean first) bus out of Benin!! (before you start laughing, I had some things to take care of in Lag oh!) Neway see me feeling like someone that just came from obodo, taking a stroll (my dad’s fine by the way) when I saw some small children that I knew when they were still on pinafore (asin when I finished secondary school they were still on pinafore) ok see me see them, these small shildren<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>that used to greet me “good morning, uncle” were like “hi” & “whats up” what is the world turning to? ME, SCARLETBOY!!! To greet them (chei I don suffer oh!!) ,these SMALL RATS!!!, because say una don deh grow boil for una chest abi, I no blame una sha. So trust me now, I just nod my head continue my waka…</p> <p class="MsoNormal">The project supervisors list of my department has finally come out (abeg make una clap for them oh, mscheeeew) and im yet to get a project topic, but as they will say, when there is a will, there is a way. Im trusting<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>God for that (ok, now im getting all religious again… ). Sha I hope to post something juicy very very soon. Trust me it will be worth the wait. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">From here its ciao.</p>scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741028693560248469.post-58883966196840037682009-04-01T00:49:00.004+01:002009-04-01T01:40:30.530+01:00april fools day hasnt even started and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5dWqakon-imIyLNcVHBKQh4n9Odx4_6BY1jrD4k2Wywzwxx49O4M2y51a0rdVt2uPB20NdvHe4PRpqMg0xd8UQE1zuoMMpuhnW4kPa8rPNkPfNW5ASFX4vk8PChsenHu3saH3-4Al80M/s1600-h/1228205104-hp-compaq-6730b-notebook-pcd.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 154px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5dWqakon-imIyLNcVHBKQh4n9Odx4_6BY1jrD4k2Wywzwxx49O4M2y51a0rdVt2uPB20NdvHe4PRpqMg0xd8UQE1zuoMMpuhnW4kPa8rPNkPfNW5ASFX4vk8PChsenHu3saH3-4Al80M/s200/1228205104-hp-compaq-6730b-notebook-pcd.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319515819864443346" /></a><br />im getting fustrated, its like past one on the first of april and im batlin against the forces of evil as something has suddenly posessed my phone and laptop!!! (all my enemies DIE BY FIRE!!!!!!) my laptop refused to install another antivirus and is just in its own world and my phone suddenly corrupted all my messages!!!(SOB SOB!!) Now im a collector of text messages so imagine loosing over 600 messages in one night! i nearly smashed the phone but quickly remembered that... well no money to buy another one(SHIT!!!)In short, im so pissed i gont know wot im typing!!!<div><br /></div><div>i stumbled on this note by one of my exschool mates Ivypoems and well... im not much of a poet sha and una know say na expo we deh carry for english class that year (chuckle...) but i know something thats gud and so i decided to share, enjoy...</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-weight: bold; line-height: 15px; font-family:'lucida grande';font-size:13px;">HE, SHE, YOU AND I ARE ALL LOST</span><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px; "><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I’m lost because life’s complexity keeps arriving at my doorstep more often than simplicity<br />I’m lost because she let me in her world and now I’m lost in it<br />I’m lost because when I go to University I don’t understand most lectures.<br />You are lost because you keep letting your schooling get in the way of your education<br />I’m lost because most times I look in the mirror who I see is not who I expected to see<br />You are lost because you sometimes doubt the Creators amazing grace<br />You are lost because you are always lusting over the opposite sex<br />You are lost because you have dreams but you never chase your dreams<br />You are lost if for one split moment you believed in Darwinism<br />She’s lost because she’s deeply in love with him; he is just in lust with her bosom<br />He is lost because he thinks knocking the boots with loads of girls makes him a real man<br />I’m lost because my parents didn’t teach me anything about the birds and the bees<br />I’m lost because instead of revising for my exams, but I’m on Facebook constantly refreshing my homepage for updates and news<br /><br /><br />She’s lost because she thinks she’s hotter than the sun and the world revolves around her big behind<br />He is lost because he can’t be himself in a world that’s constantly trying to change everyone<br />She’s lost because she keeps going where any path leads instead of going where there’s no path and leave a new trail<br />Those couples over there are lost because they are unaware that their hottest love now might have the coldest ending later<br />I am lost because most times my mind travels like water travels through pipes, leaving me mesmerized and dazzled.<br /><br /><br />My mate Dave is lost because he keeps letting the few good girls slip through his hands like grains of sand. He is oblivious that a bird in hand is worth two in the bush.<br />She’s lost because she’s irresponsible, hence she can’t think likely or hopeful of the future<br />He’s lost because he sees every gorgeous girl as a natural born beehive with honey filled to the top for him to tap some of it<br />You are lost because you never judge me by my questions, you only judge by my answers. Why?<br />I’m lost because my lack of clarity about some of my friends’ actions brings about cautious anxiety when I do associate with them<br />She’s lost because she lacks self esteem, neither does she take pride in how far she has come nor does she have faith in how far she can go in life.<br />I’m lost because every time she smiles at me, my heart jumps and I’m consumed with shyness plainly because her smile is as bright as a fluorescent lamp<br />This world is a big place; we all get lost or lose something at some point,<br />You are not alone,<br />We can’t help it, <br />We just can’t help it.<br />You think you can control it??? Get lost.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px; "><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px; "> P.S</span></div><div>Met someone last week...lets see how it goes, but like one of my personalities will say, she could be the one. only time will tell</div>scarletboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09710379411981872232noreply@blogger.com8